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The Christmas Slump (featuring Lorne Cardinal)

from Sparkle by Andrea Menard

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The Christmas Slump
Written by Andrea Menard, Robert Walsh, © 2007 SOCAN



Tonight is the night we deck the halls I’d really love to but I’m off to the mall
Pull out decorations and assemble the tree I’ve got to face the crowds for the annual spending spree
Here, sweetie, the lights need untangling Old Saint Nick needs a little strangling
Better get the ladder for the ones on the roof Better get the bottle of eighty proof

It’s snowing let’s snuggle and talk I’ve gotta go and shovel the walk
Maybe later we’ll go for a sleighride Ah, baby it’s cold outside
Bundle up honey we’re going carolling But I don’t know the words my dar-i-ling
This is going to be the best xmas yet Yeah wanna bet


Okay forget it I’ll do it myself (I’m sorry)
Put those decorations and that attitude back on the shelf (I really am I love you)
What’s wrong with you You need a kick in the rump
Get out of your Christmas slump

The family is coming I can’t wait I’m the son in law they love to hate
We’ll be having company every night I’ll be the one breaking up the fights
Put some Christmas music on the stereo Please not Bing Don’t sing Oh no
I hope that’s not Scrooge I hear Look I found the mistletoe come ‘ere

Let’s hang the garland and the wreath this way Okay dear Whatever you say
Get the sugar and the flour cuz tonight we bake Who even eats that Christmas cake
This pile of presents is yours to wrap I can’t believe we have to buy this crap
This is my favourite time of the year Did a Christmas grenade go off in here


Okay, forget it I’ll do it myself (I’m sorry)
Put those decorations and that attitude back on the shelf (I really am I love you)
What’s wrong with you You need a kick in the rump
Get out of your Christmas slump

Every year it’s always the same
It’s the Christmas slump again

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from Sparkle, released November 9, 2008

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Andrea Menard Vancouver, British Columbia

Andrea Menard is a powerhouse performer who bridges cultural and language boundaries by speaking from her heart. With 3 award-winning cds and 2 tv specials under her belt, this charismatic Métis songstress has created life-long fans with her songs, her stories, and her message of hope. Andrea's new album, Lift, which is a collection of uplifting songs about joy and beauty, launches in May 2014. ... more

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